"I think I’m doomed, doomed to wander the earth alone…"
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"See, there's two kinds of people, the faithful and the unfaithful, and it's just luck if you're married to the right kind."
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"Yeah, it's hard to dance at two weddings at the same time."
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Ethan: "The thing is...can you merry her?"
Harvey: "What if I meet someone and I wanna merry then?"
Ethan: "That's highly unlikely."
Harvey: "Why?"
Ethan: "Harvey, Harvey it's going to take you a year you or two for you to get over Allison, always does before you start seeing someone."
Harvey: "What about this Fedra, apparently we're perfect for each other."
Ethan: "Harvey, get real..."
Harvey: "Thanks, thanks for the moral support...my first date in six months and I'm doomed already"
Harvey: "There's nothing, nothing you can say that'll make me do this...nothing"
Ethan: "Ok, ok...I'll pay you."
Harvey: "You what?"
Ethan: "Yeah, I'll pay you, give you some money to live on and you don't have to worry about the rent"
Harvey: "You can' dot that."
Ethan: "Harvey look you need to quit that dead-end job."
Harvey: "Hey, I like what I do, it has integrity."
Ethan: "Harvey, take the money. And start to write that book you've been talking about for the last ten years."
Harvey: "Are you asking me to sell my soul, is that right?"
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"I know it's not my fault, I just can't help it. I've always been like that, ever since I was a kid I blame myself for everything, from my parents divorce to the famines in Africa."
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"I've always been faithful in my relationships with women. What good has that done?"
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Katia: "So, Ethan forgot to tell me your starsign?"
Harvey: "I'm a Capricorn."
Katia: "No, how amazing. I'm a Virgo, we're very compatible, we balance each other out."
Harvey: "Do you believe in all that stuff`?"
Katia: "Naturally, I'm a Virgo, we believe in astrology. And you're Capricorn so you don't."
Harvey: *Love is blind!*
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Harvey: "I’m a catholic turned atheist, how can I have a Jewish wedding?"
Katia: "She didn't say it had to be real, just that it had to be Jewish."
Miriam: "So how long did you guys think you'd get away with that."
Miriam: "You know what they say, married in a hurry stuck for life, isn't that right darling?"
Katia: "If you gonna do something wrong at least enjoy it."
Harvey: "Oh well, that's a great thing to believe in."
Katia: "I believe in something. What do you believe in?"
Harvey: "Well, I try not to believe in anything in that way I never get disappointed."
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Katia: "I think we gonna hate each other just fine."
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"I'm lying to my friends, I'm suddenly Jewish...I'm lonely."
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Katia: "I don't want to be a homewrecker."
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Katia: "I'm starving."
Harvey: "There's some chicken in the fridge."
Katia: "No, no, let's go out."
Harvey: "You and me."
Katia: "Yeah"
Harvey: "I have to think it over. Ok.
Katia: "But one thing"
Harvey: "What?"
Katia: "I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like that."
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Liza: "So, Harvey do you have a girlfriend."
Harvey: "No."
Liza: "How interesting. What do you do?"
Harvey: "I drink a lot."
Liza: "What a coincidence, me too."
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Harvey: "She managed to tell me her whole life story in one dance."
Katia: "Took that long eh?"
Katia: "So what happened?"
Harvey: "Alright, one word: unfaithfulness."
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Katia: "You know Harvey, I think Lisa got the hots for you."
Harvey: "Yeah?"
Katia: "Yeah, I think you should ask her out."
Harvey: "Yeah…"
Katia: "Yeah, you know I'm a very good matchmaker."
Harvey: "Yeah…"
Katia: "Yeah, I saw great chemistry between you two."
Harvey: "Was that before or after she threw up on me."
(awkward moment)
Katia: "Gonna go to bed."
Harvey: "Good night.:
Katia: "Good night. I had a great night...But I still hate you."
Harvey: "Likewise."
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Katia: "But did you see her face when she saw me?"
Harvey: "No, what?"
Katia: "She turned into a green-eyed monster."
Harvey: "Really?"
Katia: "Yeah, and her fiancée couldn't get his eyes off my tits."
Harvey: "Sure?"
Katia: "Absolutely positive."
Harvey: "Well, they are hard to miss..."
Katia: "I'm gonna make some tea."
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Harvey: "I'm just wandering around trying to find some rope to hang myself with."
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Katia: "I haven’t read a book in my life, what am I doing with a book publisher?"
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Katia: "So that's the good news, do you wanna tell me the bad?"
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(about drinking) "It's not an answer, but it will help."
Katia: "Harvey you drink too much."
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Harvey: "Look...are you sure about Katia?"
Ethan: "Hey, come on, can't this wait?"
Harvey: "No, no, look...What if I have feelings?"
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"All this lying, it's getting to me. A lie is like a little piece of string...that forms itself into a rope and that creates...a noose around your neck.."
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"She was upset and got out of hand...I enjoyed it. No, I don't think I did, it was more mechanical…does that count?"
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"You little devil…bonking your best friend’s girl and now marrying her. Oh God, what am I thinking, it’s terrible. Who have I become?"
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"I don’t want to be involved anymore. She’s your mistress Ethan, it’s your problem so you deal with it. Just leave me alone…"
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Miriam: "So, seeing anyone?"
Harvey: "No Miriam."
Miriam: "Why not?"
Harvey: "Maybe some of us are doomed to wander the earth alone…"
Miriam: "Don’t be stupid!"
Miriam: "You miss her, don’t you?"
Harvey: "Who?"
Miriam: "You know who!"
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Katia: "Is this an insane coincidence?"
Harvey: "I was hoping…maybe...it was destiny…"
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